Good afternoon. Happy Sunday. Happy Daylight Savings Day. Happy Women's Day. Welcome to the uh Charles Broadhurst Auditorium for our final performance of Guys and Dolls. >> My name is Cricggsman. I'm the choreographer for the show and the
traist in this lovely orchestra that we have behind me. Um, we're going to start off by saying what I've said every day so far. Our casting crew is just incredibly talented, so hardworking, and awesome. So, we want to start the day off by letting them hear you in the
wings. Let's give them a huge round of applause. And the way you can support that awesomeness is a couple of housekeeping tips. We will have performers going up and down the aisle. several times during the show. So, please keep the aisles totally clear of your bags, your limbs,
your children. We want to make sure that everybody is safe. Um, there will be one 15-minute intermission where you can get up and stretch and purchase a snack in front of the auditorium. And, um, let's take a minute to take all the cell phones out, make sure they are totally
silent, no strobing lights, no flash photography, and that's our sound guy, Frank Laney. Yes, we want to make sure that we're not distracting to our audience members or our performers. Um, I think that's
pretty much it. We're going to take you back deep into the heart of New York City in the 1950s. And, uh, enjoy the show. I'll turn it over to our incomparable producer, director, and maestro, Frank Forte.
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last night. >> I know it's Valentine. The morning works looks fine. Besides the jockey brother's a friend of mine and his great grandfather And now I got the
right Super. All you taste. And with you all and pray for a pray.
>> Brothers and sisters, resist the devil and he will flee from you. That is what the Bible tells us. And that is why I am standing in the devil's own city on the devil's own street prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Hear me you
gamblers with your dice, your cards, your horses. Pause and think before it's too late. You are in great danger. I am not speaking of the prison or the gallows, but of the greater punishment that awaits you. Repent before it's too
late. And just around the corner is our little mission where you are always welcome to seek refuge from this jungle of sin. Come here and talk to me, not as Sergeant Sarah Brown, but as Sarah Brown, your sister. Join me in Resisting the Devil and we
can put him to life forever. Remember friends, it's the Save a Soul mission located at 409 West 49th Street. open all day and all night with a special prayer meeting this Thursday at >> poor Miss Sarah. I wonder why refined
doll like her is all mixed up in the mission dodge. >> She's a beautiful doll. All right, with 100% eyes. >> It is too bad that such a doll like her waste all her time being good. How can she make any money from that? >> Maybe she owns a piece of the mission.
>> Yeah. >> Hey, South Street. >> Harry the horse. How are you? You know, nicely, nicely, Johnson. >> Yeah. How comes it? >> Nicely. Nicely. Thank you. >> Now, fellas, tell me, has Detroit found a place for the crap game? >> We don't know yet. The heat is on. He's still looking for a place.
>> Well, tell him that I am loaded and ready for action as I've just acquired 5,000 potatoes. >> 5,000 bucks. Where did you acquire it from? I collected a reward on my father.
Everybody is loaded and looking for action. Nathan better find a place real darn close. >> Lieutenant Brand again, Mrs. Sal Street. It is Lieutenant Brandan in the New York Police Department. A pleasure. >> Have any of you all seen Nathan Detroit?
>> Which Nathan Detroit is that? I mean the same Nate from Detroit that's been running a footing crap game around here and getting away with it by moving into a different spot each night. >> Why you telling us this? Y >> I'm telling you because I know you two
bums work for Detroit rustling customers up for his crap game. >> We do? >> Yeah. >> Oh >> well, you could tell him this. I know he's out there looking for a new spot for his crap game, but there won't be a new spot because they all know that Bran
again is breathing down their neck. >> Hi, Nathan. >> Fellas, I'm having terrible trouble. Everybody's scared on account of that lousy Branigan and I can't Something wrong, Mr. Detroit. Hello, Lieutenant. I hope you do not think I was talking
about you. There are other lousy franicans. Detroit, I've just been speaking to your colleagues about your crap game. I imagine you're having trouble finding a new spot. Well, the heat is on, as you must know from the fact that you now have to live on your
salary. >> Nathan, did you find a place? Now, what does that cop want from me? What am I, some kind of sex maniac? I merely run the crap game for the convenience of those who want just a little action in return for which I take a small cut. Is that a crime?
>> Yeah. >> Nathan, did you find a place? Find a place for the game. >> Did I find a place? Yes, I found a place. We are holding the crap game tomorrow night at the Radio City Music Hall. >> How are you going to fix the efforts? >> I tried all the regular places. The back
of the cigar store, the funeral parlor. They said you said there once might be a chance at the Builmore garage. >> I was over to the Builtmore garage, spoke to Joey Builmore himself. He said he might take a chance and let me use the place if I lend him a,000 bucks,000 bucks in cash. He won't take my marker.
>> Your marker is no good, huh? >> What do you mean? A marker ain't just a piece of paper that says, "I owe you $1,000. Sign Nathan Detroit." A marker is like a pledge in which a guy cannot welch on. It's like not saluting the flag.
My marker is as good as gold. Only Joey Builmore don't think so. It ain't seem possible. Me without a livelihood. Why? I've been running the crap game ever since I was a juvenile delinquent. Nathan, can't you do something? What can I do? I'm broke. I couldn't even buy
Adeline a present today. And you know what day today is? It is mine and Adelie's 14th anniversary. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We've been engaged 14 years. Nathan, concentrate on the game. The town is up to here with high players.
The Greeks in town. >> I know I can make a fortune, but where can I have the game? >> The bill for the round of but we ain't got a grind on hand. And they've now got a lock on the door of
the gym PS84. >> There's the stop behind the wall. But Mrs. McClauskey ain't a good scout. And things being how they are, the back of the police station is out. So the built
garage in the spots, but the 1,000 bucks we ain't got. Why? It's good old reliable na. If you're looking for action furnace is smart. Even when the heat is on, it's
never too hot. Not for good old reliable day where it's always just a short walk to the oldest crafting in New York. There are well healed shooters everywhere. Everywhere. There are well
healed shooters everywhere. And an awful lot of the fella who can get us and we could be a millionaire all day and n
of your watching free and you go broken quiet in peace. In a town provided by n where there are no neighbors to sw the oldest in New York
action where the game have the game or we'll die from shame the Oh, there blood flinging craft
in New York. Gentlemen, do not worry. Nathan, Detroit's crap game will float again. My boys will let you know where it is. >> Okay, Nathan. Say, you know who else is looking for some action? Sky Masterson.
Sky Masterson's in town. Sky Masterson. There's the highest player of them all. Higher than the Greek. Higher than anybody. Why do you think they call him Sky? That's how high he bets. For instance, I once saw him bet $5,000 on a cockroach. And another time he was sick and he wouldn't take penicellin on
account he had bet 10 C's that his temperature would go to 104. >> Did it? >> Did it? He's so lucky it went to 106. >> Good old Sky. >> Maybe you could bob a th000 from Sky. >> Not Sky. That kind of money ain't lending money, it's betting money. So
why don't I bet him? Why don't I bet him a thousand on something? >> You would bet with Sky Masterson. >> Hi Ain't Stad. I am perfectly willing to take the risk on account I can come up with a bet on which there's no chance of me losing. He likes crazy bets like
which lump of sugar will a fly in that Donald. How far can you kick a piece of cheesecake? Cheesecake? Look, run down into Mindy's restaurant and ask Mindy how many pieces of cheesecake he sold yesterday and how many pieces of strudel. How much cheesecake? How much strudel? What do you want to know for? >> Just do it now. Beat it. Here comes
Adway. If she finds time running the crap game, she will never set foot on me again. Hello Nathal pigeon. >> You go ahead girls. Order me a tuna fish on rye and a chocolate sundae with tomato ketchup and mayonnaise.
>> Okay, we got to get back to the hot box. >> You still rehearsing? >> Yeah, that slate driver Charlie, he's been working us all day. Finally, I said, "Look, Charlie, I'm starving. I got to get out of here and get something to eat." And he says, "You don't want to eat. You just want to sneak out. me that
cheap bum. Nathan a choice. >> So what did you say to him? >> I told him. I says I'll meet whoever I want. >> Well, don't upset yourself. How's your cold? >> Oh, it's much better. Thank you, Nathan. >> Happy anniversary. >> A present for me. >> I hope you like it.
>> A belt. >> Read the card. >> Sugar is sweet and so is jelly. So, put this belt around your belly. That's so sweet. Listen, Adelaide, about your presence, I was going to get you a
diamond wristwatch with a gold band and two rubies on the side. >> Nathan, you shouldn't have. >> It's all right. I didn't. I'm sorry. >> No, I kind of like when you forget to give me presents. It makes me feel like we're married. >> Don't worry, honey. One of these days,
I'll be in the money and you'll have more mink than a mink. Nathan, darling, I can do without anything just as long as you don't start running the crap game again. >> The crap game? What an absurd thought. >> 1,200 cheesecake and 1,500 strudel. Huh?
>> Yesterday, Lindy sold 1,200 cheesecake and500 strudel. >> More strudel than cheesecake. That's great. >> Nathan, what is this? >> Nothing. Honey, >> any news? Not yet, Harry. I'll let you know. >> Okay, Detroit. >> What was that about? His wife's having a
baby. >> Why is he asking you? >> He's nervous. It's his first wife. Listen, Adeline, you've got a cold and I know you're hungry. >> Nathan, are you trying to get rid of me? >> No, I just don't want your sandwich to get soggy. Fellas, why don't you take Adelie on down to the drugstore? You
see, honey, you've got a cold and it's across the street and there's a lot of open manholes around. >> Nathan, John, you're so thoughtful. You're the sweetest pipe. Say goodbye. >> Hey, Mastersonson. Glad to see you, Skye. Nathan, you old promoter you. How
are you, Skye? You look great. Feel great, Nathan. Two wonderful weeks out west of Nevada. Great place, beautiful scenery, healthful climb. Then I beat him for 50 G's at Blackjack. 50 G's. Going to be in town long? >> No. Flying to Havana tomorrow.
>> Havana? >> Yeah. There's a lot of action down there. Want to come with me? >> No. No. Oh, I got a lot of things to do. Meanwhile, why not stopping over to Mindy's for a piece of cheesecake? They sell a lot of cheesecake. >> No, I'm not hungry. Tell me, how's Adelaide? >> Oh, fine, fine. Still dancing at the hot
box. >> I suppose one of these days you'll be getting married. We all got to go sometime. >> But Nathan, we can fight it. Guys like us, we got to remember that as pleasant as a dog's company may be, she must always take second place to aces back to back. >> Yeah. Yeah. Tell me, you hungry yet? Why
not stop you over to Mindy's for a piece of cheesecake or strudel or something? >> No, I think I'll go get the late results. >> Oh, but you will admit that Mindy's has the greatest cheesecake in the country. >> Yes, I am quite partial to Mindy's Cheesecake. >> Who ain't? And yet there are some people
who like Mindy's strudel. Off head, which do you think he sells more of, the cheesecake or the strudel? >> Huh? Which do you think he sells more of, the cheesecake or the strudel? Well, I never give it much thought, but if everybody is like I am, I'd say Mindy sells much more cheesecake than true.
For how much? >> Huh? >> For how much? >> Nathan, I never knew you to be a better man. You always take your percentages off the top. >> Well, I figured for all time sake, I thought I'd give you a little action. I will bet you 1,000 bucks that yesterday
Mindy sold more strudel than cheesecake. >> Nathan, let me tell you a story. >> No. When I was a young man about to go out into the world, my father says to me something very valuable. He says to me like this son, the old guy says, "I'm
sorry that I'm not able to bankroll you to a very large start, but not having any potatoes to give you, I'm now going to stake you some very valuable advice. One of these days in your travel, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand new deck of cards on which this seal is not yet broken. And this
guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out the deck and squirt cider out your ear. But son, do not bet this man. For as sure as you stand that you are going to wind up with an ear full of cider. Now Nathan, I do not claim you have been clocking
Mindy's GK. >> Oh, you don't think that? >> But if you're really looking for some action, I will bet you the same thousand that you do not know the color of the neck tie you have on. Well, no bet. Red. What a crazy color.
>> Nathan, we took Annie to the drug store. >> Don't bother me. >> Hi, Scott. How you doing? >> Good. How's it with you, fellows? >> Not bad. But I see nicely. Nathan, we took Aly to the drugstore. She says for you to pick her up after the show at the hot box. And don't be late.
>> Yes, dear. I mean, yes. Yes, dear. This is hug talk if I ever heard it. Nathan, you are trapped. In Adelaide, you have the kind of girl that's most difficult to unload. I don't want to unload her. I love Adelaide. And a guy without a doll. Well, if a guy does not have a doll, who
would holler at him? A doll is a necessity. Nathan, I'm not putting wraps on dolls. I just say a guy should have them around when he wants them. And they are easy to find. >> Not dolls like Adeline. >> Nathan, figure way for age. All dolls are the same. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Then how
come you ain't got one? How come you're going to Havana alone without one? I like to travel light, but if I wish to take a doll, there's a large assortment available. Not real high class. >> Any doll you name? Any doll. And I name her. Will you bet
on that? Will you bet 1,000 bucks that if I name a doll, you will take her to Havana tomorrow? You got a bet. My name Oh, daddy. I've got cider in my ear. Someday I'm going to take a pickaxe and
rip Broadway up from end to end. >> They do that every day. Sara, >> do you take sinners here? >> Indeed we do. Sara, >> how do you do? >> My name is Abernathi. Hardered by Abernathi >> Sky Masterson.
>> What's wrong? >> What is the trouble, young man? >> My heart is heavy with sin. >> Hey, you poor soul. >> I have wasted my life in gambling and evil betting. But I have suddenly realized the terrible things that betting can lead to.
>> Agatha, >> coffee, please. Didn't I see you a little while ago on Broadway? >> Possibly. I have been wandering around trying to get up the courage to come here. >> And you are willing to give up gambling? >> Gladly. I would have never become a gambler had I not fallen in with evil
companions who always offer me sucker bets. >> Thank you. Here, young man. >> Thank you. >> You just were all right on talking to Sister Sara and you will be all right. I'm glad you found us. >> The Bible says, "Seek and ye shall find."
>> Very good. I do wish we could reach more sinners like you, though. We're out there every day trying. >> Why don't you try the night time? >> All right. How's that? >> As a former si, I I happen to know that the best time to find sinners is between midnight and dawn. You might even try
having an all night session with the devil. >> Very good suggestion indeed. Thank you, brother Master S. >> You're welcome. be so good. I couldn't tell you why it is not considered a sin. >> Fine, old gentlemen. I suppose he sort
of looks after you. >> We look after each other. >> Uh-huh. I suppose if either one of you goes someplace, the other goes along. >> Yes, of course. >> Of course. >> Here are two pamphlets that I'd like you to read. I'm sure they'll give you a good deal of comfort. >> Thank you. >> We will also be holding a midnight
prayer meeting, which I'm sure you wish to attend. I'm sure. Miss Sarah, I think, yeah, I I I hope you don't think I'm getting out of line, but I think it is wonderful to see a pretty doll, a nice looking lady like yourself sacrificing herself for the sake of
others, staying here in this place. Do you ever go any place else? Travel or something? >> I'd like to go to Africa. >> That's a bit far, but there are a lot of wonderful places just a few hours from New York by plane. Ever been in a plane? >> No. Oh, it's wonderful.
>> Here's another pamphlet I'd like you to read. >> Thank you. Of course, I would need a lot of personal help. My heart is as black as 2 feet down a wolf skull. >> I will also be speaking at Thursday's prayer meeting. >> I need private lessons. Why don't Why don't we have dinner or something?
>> I think not, Mr. Mastersonson. >> Sorry. Just blossoming under the warmth of your kindness. >> Hey, that's wrong. >> What's wrong? It's not Proverbs. It's Isaiah. >> It's Proverbs. >> Sorry. No peace unto the wicked. Isaiah
57:22. >> Isaiah. >> Isaiah. >> There have been two things in every hotel room in the country. Sky Masterson and the Gideon Bible. I must have read the good book around 10 or 12 times.
>> You've read the Bible 12 times? What's wrong with the Bible? Besides, in my business, the strangest information frequently comes in handy. I once won a part five GS on parling, Shadrach, Mish, and Adventgo. >> Tell me, Mr. Masterson, why are you
here? >> I told you I'm a sinner. >> You're lying. >> Well, lion's a sin. Look, I'm a big sinner. If you get me, it's 8 to 5. Others will follow. You need sinners, don't you? >> We're managing. >> Look, let's be honest. The mission's
laying an egg. Why don't you let me help you? Um, I bet you that I can fill this place with sinners. >> I don't bet. >> I'll make you a proposition. When is this big meeting of yours? Thursday. I will guarantee to fill that meeting up
with one dozen sinners. And I will also guarantee they will sit still and listen to you. >> And what's my end of the bargain? >> Have dinner with me. >> Why do you want to have dinner with me? I'm hungry here. >> What's this? >> Sky Masterson's marker for one dozen
sinners. And if you don't think it's any good, ask anyone in town. I owe you one dozen sinners. >> I'll pick you up tomorrow at noon for dinner. >> At noon. >> It'll take us some time to get there. >> To get where? >> To my favorite restaurant.
>> And where's that? >> El Cafe Kubana in Havana. >> El Cafe Kubana. Havana. What do you want to eat? Howard Johnson's >> Havana? >> Why not? The plane will get us there and back the same night. And the food is great. >> I now realize, Mr. Gambler, when you
were describing the blackness of your heart, you did not do yourself justice. >> And I now realize, Sister Sarah, that no matter how beautiful the sergeant is, she is still a sergeant. >> Please go away. >> Why don't you change your pitch, Sergeant? Come to the mission one and all. Except guys. I hate guys.
>> I don't hate anybody. >> Except me. I am relieved to know that it is just me. personally and not all guys in general. It is nice to know that somewhere out there in the world there is a guy that might appeal to the sergeant. I wonder what this guy will be like. >> He will not be a gambler.
>> I am not interested in what he will not be. I'm interested in what he will be. >> Well, don't worry. I'll know. I imagined every bit of him from his strong moral fiber to the
wisdom in his head to the home aroma of his. You have wished yourself the scars Dale Galad the breakfast eaten Brook's brother's time.
>> Yes. And I shall meet him when the time is right. >> You got the guy all figured out. >> I have. >> Including what he smokes. All figured out. >> Take a chance. He'll be just what I need. Not some fly
by night romance. >> And you'll know at a glance by the two pair of pants by his calm steady voice of his arms. Let at it last
sound. Until then I shall wait. Until then I'll be >> No, no, no. You're talking about love. She can't do it like that. What are you picking? A guy or a horse?
>> Well, I wouldn't expect a gambler to understand. >> Would you like to hear how a gambling feels about the big hard thro? >> No. >> Well, I'll tell you. Mine will come as a surprise to me. Mine
I'll leave to chance at chemistry. >> Chemistry. >> Yeah, chemistry. Suddenly I'll know when my love comes along. I'll know then and there.
I'll know at the sight of her face. How I care. How I care. How I care. And I'll stop and I'll stare. hands out
know long before we can speak. I'll know in my heart. I'll know and I won't ever ask, am I right? Am I wise? Am I smart?
But I'll stop and I'll stare at that face in the throne. Do I know when my love
comes along? When my love comes along I'll stop by again just in case you want to take a crack at the other cheek. ing
will be just what I need not to fly by that broad romance until my show. until I
love comes along. Good morning. Hello. Is this the Builtmore garage? Let me talk to Joey Builtmore. >> Who's this? >> Nathan Detroit. >> This is Joe. What do you want? Joey, I'm
calling about the uh you know >> the what? >> The crap game. >> The what? >> The crap game. >> Wait a minute. I got a customer. >> Hurry it up, will you? >> And that'll be dollars. What did you say, Nathan?
>> The crap game. >> Don't sit over the phone. Suppose the cops are listening. >> I'm sorry. The dice game. Look, Joey, is it okay if I use your place tomorrow night? >> If I get a,000 bucks, >> you'll get it tomorrow. >> Then call me tomorrow. >> Joey, if you're going to take that
attitude, I'll have the game someplace else. >> Then have it someplace else. >> Where else can I have it? >> Joey, the dough is guaranteed. Would I lie to you? >> Yes. >> I'm getting it from Sky Masterson. How
do you know? >> It's a bet I can't lose. I bet him he could not take a doll to Havana. >> Why could he? >> Because she ain't the kind of doll that goes to Havana. >> Where does she go? >> She don't go nowhere. That's why I know I'm going to win. >> Don't be so sure. It ain't a horse. It's a dog.
>> But Joey, Nathan, there will be no cracking here tomorrow unless I get my dough in advance. Joey, you've known me a long time. >> That's why I wanted it in advance. >> Well, I can't talk anymore. I got to meet Adelaide down at the hot box. Look, just one more thing. Can I at least tell
the guys the game will be at your place tomorrow? >> Not till I get the dough. >> All right, you'll get it. Goodbye. Goodbye. >> I hope you get stabbed by a student baker. And now for the grand finale of our room
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I love you. A pistol and a peck. A and a peck and a hook around the neck. A hook around the neck and a barrel and a heap. A barrel and a heap. Walking in my sleep about you. >> About you. >> About you. >> I'm already sleeping. I'm having trouble
sleeping. >> I love you. Sana pack. You bet your pretty neck. I know. I love you. A push and a peck. A push and a beat on a heck. Beat me on the
farm. Ever the farm. When I want to keep my arm about you. >> You're going to the peck. You bet your pretty neck. I do. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me.
He loves me. Not He loves me and I love you. I do. That's right. I love you. A push and a peck. The lousy Joe we built more. I want to ring his neck.
>> Hello, Nathan. >> Hello, Pie Face. >> How are you, handsome? >> Fine, fine. What have you got there? >> A book. >> A book? You're always reading books. You're becoming a regular bookie. >> Nathan Darling, this is very interesting. The doctor gave it to me. I went to him about my cold.
>> How is your cold? >> Oh, it's the same. So the doctor asked me how long I'd had it and I told him a long time and I said I thought it wasn't a count of my dancer with hardly any clothes on which is what I usually wear. So he said to read this book because he said it might be due to psychology. >> You haven't got that have you
>> Nathan. This is a psychology that tells you why girls do certain kinds of things. >> Oh would it tell you what certain kind of a doll would go for a certain kind of guy but you wouldn't think she would do so? >> What do you mean? >> I'm just for instance. There are certain dolls you can almost bet wouldn't go for certain guys. Nathan, no matter how
terrible a fellow seems, you can never be sure some girl will go for her. Take us. >> Yeah. >> Starting with next week, I'm going to get a raise. So, with what I'll be making, I wonder what you would think. Maybe we could finally get married.
>> Well, of course we're going to sooner or later. >> I know, Nathan, but I'm starting to worry about mother. >> Your mother? What about your mother? Well, Nathan, this is something I never told you before. But my mother back in Rhode Island, she thinks we're married already.
>> Why would she think a thing like that? >> I couldn't be engaged for 14 years, could I? People don't do that in Rhode Island. They all get married. >> Then why is it such a small state? >> Anyway, I wrote her I was married. >> You did, huh?
>> Uh-huh. Then after about 2 years, >> what? After about 2 years, >> we had a baby. You told your mother we had a baby. >> I had to, Nathan. Mother would have understood if we had it. >> What kind of baby was it?
>> It was a boy. I named it after you, Nathan. >> Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> And uh where is Nathan Jr. supposed to be now? >> He's in boarding school. I wrote mother. He won the football game last Saturday. >> I wish I had a bet on it. >> But Nathan, that's not all. Nathan,
>> don't tell me he's got a little sister. >> All those years, Nathan. Mother believes in big families. >> Just give me the grand total. >> Five. >> Your mother must be a glutton for punishment. >> Anyway, Nathan, now we're finally
getting married and it won't be a lie anymore. >> Adam Lady, how could you do such a thing to such a nice old broad like your mother? >> But Nathan, she don't even know my mother. >> But I will be meeting her soon. And what will I tell her? What will I tell her I did with the five children? traded them to the Phillies or something.
>> What are we going to do? >> We could get married. >> But marriage ain't something you just jump into like it was a kettle of fish. We ain't ready yet. >> I'm ready. Nathan, what do you think I got in this box? Huh? Nathan, what do you think I got in this box?
>> Sally's wedding shop. I can't guess. >> It's a wedding veil. I've had it for 3 years and I won't show it to you because it's bad luck. Would you like to see it? >> It's bad luck. >> You see, Nathan, darling, I got the
bail. All we need now is our license and our blood test. >> Our what? >> Blood test. It's a law. >> What a city. First, they closed my crap game, then they opened my veins. >> You're not playing so many crap game again. >> Adelie, how could you think such a thing? You know why I gave up on the
crap game? It's because I love you and I want us two to be the happiest married couple that there is in the world. Anybody see an earring out here? >> I don't think so. >> You I'm all dated up with Society Max
tomorrow and he breaks it on account of your goofy crap game. Honest Adeline, I you >> Adelaide, look at me. I'm down on my knees. >> Oh, get up. It reminds you of your crap game. Listen, you're getting yourself upset.
You and I are going to be all right. After all, we love each other and we're going to get married. >> I don't believe you anymore. >> No, but it's true. Come on, cheer up, honey. Let's see that old smile. There's my girl. See you tomorrow. It says here,
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His what are you looking at? Skye was just following Miss and you should have seen her. She gave him a look that would have called off a moose at maiden time. >> Great. Just so he don't take her to a he couldn't take his daughter to new
role. Where's Nathan? He ought to live at the crowd by now. >> I suppose seeing Adeline, she's mad at him again. >> That Miss Adelide always taking his mind off his work. It really is too bad that an honest businessman like Nathan has to
go and fall in love with his own fiance. >> And that's his weakness. It should be tolerance cuz I've heard it is a worldwide weakness. Look what's playing at the Roxy. I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy. A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with the
Mississippi that he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Moxy that played at the Roxy. What's in the daily news? I'll tell you what's in the daily news. Story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby
with what otherwise would have been his union dues. That's what's in the daily news. What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over. guy singing under the television set who once used to be something of a rover.
That's what's happening all over. Love to think that is and it looks like just another victim. Yes, sir. When you see a guy for sun in the sky, you can bet it that he's doing
for some. When you spot a John waiting out in the rain, chances are he's insane. There's only a job can be for a change. See a jet paying all kinds of rent for a flat that's a flat to
call it sad call it money but it's better than even that'll be doing it for the when you see a spine like a bug can avoid interest of some
When you meet a monk lately out of the jug and he's still lifting platinum overall hell heaven about 127 that only do I know.
When you see a sport and his cast has run short, make a bet that he's banking it with some. When a guy wears sales with the front white, who the hell do you think he's taking a left on Saturday night? When a
lazy slo takes a good steady job and he smells from my palisur, call it dumb, call it clever, I'mma use it forever that the guys only do it for the love.
Oh, okay. Well, we finally lost him. >> I I do think you should have paid a little more attention to him, though. >> Yes, he attended every street meeting we had this morning. He must be interested in our work. >> Very. By the way, you spoke beautifully
this morning, Sarah. No, I can't reach these people. I never should have volunteered for this post. Well, let's go inside for lunch. And I was going to convert Broadway all by myself. I was going to have these gamblers just begging to come into the
mission. And General Cartwright. >> Good morning, Sarah. Arvine. >> Hey. Good morning, Jara. >> We didn't expect you to come to town. >> I got in early this morning. I spent the last hour trying to find you. >> Oh, I'm sorry. We've been holding some
extra street meetings trying to stimulate more interest. >> Good morning, General. >> Good morning, Sarah. There's something very important I need to speak to you about. >> Won't you come inside and have some lunch? >> No, I'm very busy, dear. I have several other calls I need to make today. Sarah,
we at headquarters have come to a definite conclusion. We have decided to close this branch of the mission. >> Oh, no. >> Close the mission? >> But General, someone can do good here even if I can't. Sarah, there are so many other calls on us, so many other
places where our work is really needed. >> But we are doing much better now. >> We have a big meeting planned for tomorrow night. >> You've announced a meeting. But will anybody be here? Will anybody actually come? >> Pardon me. I couldn't help overhearing.
General, my name is Sky Matson, former sinner. >> How do you do? >> How do you do? I wish to protest the closing of this mission. I believe Miss Sarah can be a big success here. >> I am glad to hear you say so, but I am not so certain. >> A dollar will get you.
>> What? >> General, might I make a suggestion? >> Yes. >> Why don't you come to the meeting tomorrow night? See for yourself. Don't you think that'll be a good idea? Well, if I thought the mission had a chance, >> General, I guarantee you one dozen
genuine sinners. >> Hallelujah. >> Hallelujah. Come on, let's go on. We're talking. You all got your carnations? >> Yeah. Remember, no one gets into the game unless they got a red carnation
like this. It's like a password. >> Okay, Benny, but where's the game? Give me a minute, man. >> Is it on? Can I tell the guys to go more garage? >> N yet. I got a stolen for a while. Joey wants us first. >> But it's 11:00. They won't stick around much longer. >> So sue me. I left nicely at my hotel to
wait for the money from Sky. It'll be there. Where's the money? >> It hasn't come yet. >> I told you to wait for it. >> I had to get groceries. I found a little fake. >> Get back to the hotel and wait for the money from Sky. And don't come back here
without it. Even if you starve to death. >> Okay, then. >> Where's the game, Detroit? >> Hey, Harry the horse. How are you, Harry? How's everything in Brooklyn? Detroit, if there is a prekin tonight, tell us and you will seek elsewhere for our entertainment.
>> Now, take it easy, Harry. >> Detroit, I hope you will not spoil our evening tonight. As much as I happen to be entertaining a very prominent guest, you may have heard of him. Just gentlemen, I would like you to meet Big Julie from Chicago.
Why? How do you do, Big Julie? Welcome to our fair city, whereas you must know the heat is on. But just be patient and you'll get some action. What do you say, Big Julie? Should we stick around or should we blow? >> I came here to shoot Crimp. Let's shoot Crimp.
>> Sure. Sure. If there is no crap tonight, Big Julie, he'll be considerably displeased. And you do not want to displease Big Julie as you can ask around the folks who displeased them in the past. Although, I may warn you, it is very hard to find
such citizens as they are no longer around and about. Why, Harry, you don't think I would be so rude as to displease a gentleman like Big Julie here, do you? Big Julie, believe me when I tell you that when Nathan Detroit Nathan Detroit
when Nathan Detroit arranges something, you can certainly count on it. That's done. >> Well, well, an interesting gathering indeed. The cream of society.
Can anybody be missing and the ox society max rusty Charlie liber? Oh, Harry the horse all the way from Brooklyn. Then, >> pardon me. I'm very bad with names, but
your face does look familiar. Mind tell me where you're from? >> East Ciceroy, Illinois. >> Oh, and what do you do there? >> I'm a scout master. >> Don't ever have my mother across the street. Lovely. It's like the male chorus from
Blossom Time. >> What's the occasion? Oh, it's um it's a it's a party >> indeed. What kind of a party? >> Goodbye, girls. See you tomorrow. >> It's a bachelor party. >> For what,
>> Lieutenant? That is correct. It's a bachelor party. Nathan's getting married. >> For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow, >> which nobody cannot deny. >> Nathan, darling, I'm so thrilled. Why
didn't you tell me? >> It was a surprise. >> But when I saw you standing here with all these fine gentlemen, I never would dreamed it was a bachelor dinner, I thought it was. >> Oh, it's a bachelor dinner. >> It's a bachelor dinner.
>> Yes, sir. A bachelor dinner. >> Just think after 14 years, I'm finally going to become Mrs. Nathan Detroit. Time signed me to fly. >> Tell me, Nathan, when is the happy day? will be Nathan. >> Well, I'm it.
>> Nathan, these fellows were kind enough to set up a bachelor's dinner. You should at least tell them when the wedding date is. Well, we need time for our license and our blood test. >> Gee, wouldn't it be wonderful if we could be married tomorrow night right after the show at the hot box?
>> Well, we need time for our license and what? You could drive down to Maryland. If only I remember the town's name. >> Pimo. >> No, not Pimaco. Elton. Yes, Elton. They'll marry you right away. They don't ask for a blood test. >> Ain't that unhealthy?
>> Nathan, that's a great idea. Alope, I'll lend you my getaway car. >> I Buick. >> Oh, Nathan, let's do it. >> Well, hey, um, what the hell? My
congratulations to you, too, Nathan. And I really only hope there's nothing in heredity. Unaced as I am to getting married, I am taking this occasion here to say
let me and are finally naming the day. Though she knows deep in her heart I'm a
phony and I'm a fake. She wants five children to start. Five's a difficult point to make. But Adelaide Adelate ever
is taking a chance on me. Taking a chance. I'll be respectable and nice. Give up the cards and dice and go for shoes and rice. So gentlemen, deal me out. Do not try to feel me out. I got
no more evening scream since advate is taking a chance on me. >> Adelaide Adelaide ever taking a chance on me.
taking a chance of be respectable and nice. Give up the kinds of dice and look for shoes and rice. So gentlemen, deal me out. Do not try to feel me out. He's got no more he makes
free advantage. Nathan, I got so many things to do before we elope. You'll be at the hot box tomorrow night. >> I'll have a table reserved. Then I'll be all dressed up in whatever you will in. >> Oh, Nathan, I'm so happy. I don't know
why my mother only. Will I wire her? >> Send the telegram and date it back. >> I better wait until we have five children. It won't take us long. >> Nathan, you are beyond a most lucky fellow. A most beautiful doll indeed, Miss Adelaide is. Wouldn't you afford
Julie? >> Tell me how long you known the doll. >> 14 years. >> Let's shoot Craig. We have got to find a place for the day. How can I? The money from Sky ain't come yet. Maybe it won't come. Maybe he took the door to Havana.
>> He couldn't have. How could he? She couldn't have gone. Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. N. El Santo, the first mission in Cuba. The mom, let's go.
>> Where too? >> To see the oldest. Don't miss the dungeons where prisoners were thrown to the sharks. >> Sounds like a million laughs. >> Here lies Christopher Columbus.
>> At least he's lying down. Woo! >> How about a drink? >> A milkshake, please. >> Don't say the le These are delicious. >> What do you call them? >> Doulsece de leche.
>> Doulsece de leche. What's in it besides milk? Oh, sugar and a kind of native flavor. What's the name of the flavoring? >> Bardi.
>> It's very good. I'll have another Does a picardi have alcohol in it? >> Only enough to act as a preservative. You know, this would be a wonderful way to get children to drink milk.
Let's go dance. Go go go go go. Happy birthday. Take it easy, slugger. It's over and you're still chain. >> Are you all right? >> Am I all right?
Ask me how do I feel? Ask me now that we're cozy and clean. Well, all I can say is if I
be free from the moment we kiss tonight, that's the way I've just got to behave. Oh, if I were all light or a fire
burn, little me. Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be sleeping. Or if I were a sad star poking my spring,
or if I were a bell, I go ding dong ding dong ding. Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson. I'm learning. >> Chemistry. >> Yeah, chemistry.
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a prince, I'd be burning. Yes, I knew my would crack from the wonderful way that you looked.
Boy, if I were a duck or if I were a ghost, I'd be cook. Ask me how I do. Ask me now if I were a salad. I know I'd be blasting
my dressing. Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing. Well, if I were a bell, I don't wonderful. Why don't we stay here a
while to see how wonderful it really is? >> I think we better hurry if we want to catch the plane back to New York. >> I don't want to go back to New York. >> I'm taking you back. >> You are no gentleman. >> Look, when a doll like you gets mixed up
with a guy like me, it's no good. I'm no good. You know why I took you out of van in the first place? I made a bed. That's how you met me in the first place. I made a bed. Well, how else would a girl get to meet a gambler? >> Oh, come on. >> No, no.
>> I got to think what's best for you. >> Oh, you talk just like a missionary. Thank you for bringing me back. I must have behaved very badly. >> No, you were fine. >> Oh, golly. I know how I get home with all this stuff. It was wonderful of you
to give it to me. Skye, hello. >> How are you, Miss Adelaide? >> Oh, fine, Skye. Look, the girls just gave me a kitchen shower. They went to an all night drugstore and surprised me with a kitchen shower. Look.
>> What's involved with Julius? That's wonderful. Adelie, you know Miss Sarah. >> How do you do? I'm glad to meet you. You know, Skye, we'll open tomorrow night right after the show at the hot box. Nathan and I. >> Good luck. >> Thank you, Skye. Gee, I feel just like
Alice's wife already. I'm going to love being in the kitchen. I tried all the other rooms. >> This Adelaide certainly seems happy. >> She's in love. Yeah, I guess so. >> What time is it? >> I don't know. 4:00.
>> This is your time of day, isn't it? I've never been up this late before. >> How do you like it? >> It's so peaceful and wonderful. >> You're finding out something I've known for quite a while now. >> My time of day is the dark time.
A couple of deals before done. on when the street belongs to the cop and the janitor with the mop and the grocery clerks are all gone.
When the smell of the rain washed pavement comes a fresh and clean and cold and the street lamp light
fills the gutter with gold. That's my time of day. my time of day and you're the only doll I've ever
wanted to share it with me. >> Obia. >> Oaya. What's that? >> Obia Mastersonson. That's my real name. You're the first person ever hearing. I've never
been in love before. Now all at once it's you. It's you forever more. I've never been in love before.
I thought my heart was safe. I thought I knew the score, but this is why it's all too strange and strong.
I'm full of foolish son. and how my song was born. So please forive this helpless haze I'm in.
I've really never been in love before. Never been in love before.
Now all I do, it's you forever more. I never love before. I thought my heart would sing.
I thought I knew the song. God, this is that sweet and strong. I'm full of foolishness
and I myself. So please forgive this helpless. I really never been in love. Grandfather, what are you doing awake?
>> Hello, Sadier. Oh, good morning, brother Master. >> Good morning. >> Actually, followed your suggestion and we had stayed off all night. Spoke to a lot of singers. Sana, but where have you been? >> I've been to Cuba. >> Hey, you're not even worth more tired
than I am. Hey, what the hell is this? Could Hey, wait a minute. I'm still taking these out. Someone must have tipped them off. I've seen many strange things in my
time, but I've never seen a floating craft game running full blast inside of a mission. Crap game. >> Hey, band. Let's go inside. >> It'll be okay. I promise. >> Sarah, you don't think I had anything to
do with this, don't you, >> Sarah? >> This never would have happened if I hadn't. I never should have gone with you. It was wrong. >> No, it wasn't. You went to go out the mission. >> Did I? >> Will I see you tomorrow?
>> Everyone is welcome at the mission. >> That's not what I mean. >> You said it yourself, Skye. It's no good. >> Why not? What the hell kind of doll even are you anyways? >> I'm a mission doll.
Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. And Now for the feature number of the evening, the Hotbox Pley presents Miss
Adelaide and her debutants. He bought me the perfect five winters ago and a gown the following All then the necklace, the bag, the gloves,
and the hat that was late 48. I recall that last night in his apartment, he tried to remove them all.
And I said as I ran down the hall, "Take back your m. Take back your piles. What dare you think that I was one of those guys? Take back the gown, the gloves, and the
hat. I may be down, but I'm not flat as all that. I thought that each expensive gifted arrange was a token of your esteem. Now when I think of what you wanted exchange,
it all seems a horrible dream. So take back your m to from whence it came and tell them to holland
for some other day. Take back your take back your clothes. What made you think that I was one of those girls I take back the gown? Hey, back to
I may be down, but I'm not flat as all that. I know that each expensive computer rings a token of your receipt. When I think of what you want to exchange it all, see hors and gold shorts in the sleeves for
somebody else. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Well, wouldn't you Will you be with Mr. Detroit's party? Sir, >> is he here? >> No, sir. Mr. Detroit has not been here
all evening. >> Bring me a ride and soda. Skye, have you seen Miss Adelaide? >> Huh? >> I bring a message for her from Nathan. I wish Nathan will bring his own messages. >> What is the message? Where is Nathan?
>> Here it goes. Nathan's aunt in Pittsburgh was suddenly taken out >> by a rare tropical disease. >> Yeah, that's not bad. Anyways, Nathan has
>> precisely what is the message? Where is Nathan? >> The crap game is still going on >> since last night. >> Big Julie being a large loser does not wait for the game to terminate. In fact, he's most insistent until we find another place and the game goes home.
>> Where is the game? >> Are you looking for some action? >> Not at the moment. I I I want to talk to some of the guys. You see, nextly I kind of made a marker to well somebody and I'd like to clean it up.
>> I'll meet you outside. >> What about Nathan's message? >> Oh, Miss Adelie. Nathan is in Pis with the rare tropical ant. Goodbye. >> What? I don't understand. Skye, Nathan has to come here tonight. We're open to
get married. Is it the crap game again? You know, Nathan, why does this surprise you? >> But he promised to change. >> Change? Change? Why is it that many of you dolls got a guy you like, you take him right in for alterations? >> What about you men? Why can't you marry
people like other people do and live normal like people have a home with a wallpaper and >> Oh, Miss Adelaide. >> What do you mean no? guys like Nathan Detroit and yeah, Sky Masters and we
don't belong in a life like that. So when dolls like you get mixed up with guys like us, it's no good. No good. See you in a couple of months. >> Where you going? >> I don't know. Las Vegas, maybe. I got a ticket on the lake plane.
>> Will you see Nathan before you go? >> Maybe. Tell him I never want to talk to him again and have him call me here. >> Look, why don't you get another guy? >> I can't. I love Nathan. Wait till you
fall for somebody. You'll find out. >> Yeah. In other words, just sitting alone at a table reserved for two poison can develop the flu.
You can bundle her up in her woollies. And I mean the warmest friend. You can wrap her in sweaters and coats till it's more than her frame can stand.
If she still gets the feeling she's naked from looking at her left, a poison can develop the flu. The flu. 103.2.
So much virus inside. Better microscopes. Looks like a day at the zoo. Just from warning her memories in writing and a story of folks can be
told. A poison of a fool. Let's shoot. Hey, not so fast, Sara. Not so fast, please. Look, suppose there's no big meeting in France. Suppose nobody ends up being there at all. We can explain it
to the general. >> We won't have to explain. It'll be very clear. >> Just want to go someplace where where >> where the sinners are all respectable and well behaved. >> You saw what they did. They gambled in our mission
>> and someday they will be failure. Even a man like Sky Madison, he came seeking a refuge. He came seeking me. Did you know that? >> Are you okay? I know that the minute he stopped picking on you. >> Although I didn't expect you to get stuck on him. >> I'll get over it.
>> Well, why would you want to get over it? It isn't a Mona. >> The man that I love will not be a gambler. >> But if you love him enough, >> he will not be a gambler. >> Sam, I've always taken care of you. All
I want is for you to be happy. I can wish you for the color of your code and forune smiling all along your way. What's more, I cannot wish you than to
wish you my dear love, your own true love this day. mansions. I can wish you seven foot men all in red
and calling gods upon a silver train. But more I cannot wish than to wish you find your love, your own true love this day.
standing there gazing at you. Full of the blue of you. Standing there,
gazing at you with the sheep high and the licorice tooth. Music. I can wish you many music while you're young
and wisdom when your hair has turned to gray. But more I cannot wish here than to wish to find your love. Your own true love
this day with the sheep high. Hack the liquor to th and the strong to carry you. Go away.
Good evening, Miss Sarah. Well, brother Abernathy, how goes it with the soul s? Tonight's the big meeting, isn't it? >> It's supposed to be. Tonight is the the general will be there at the meeting, and she's expecting a lot of sinners. >> General's a tough dog, eh?
>> Hey, uh, very few people will be at the meeting. In fact, nobody at all. And um, >> grandfather, >> I do not think Mr. Mass is interested in our troubles. We must hurry. >> Miss Sarah, you're forgetting something. But as a gambler, I never forget things
like this. You hold my marker for one dozen sinners. >> Thank you, Mr. Masterson. But I'd rather you forget about it. >> I cannot belch your marker. >> Mr. Masterson, last night the mission was filled with your friends. Let us just say we're even.
Pastor, you better pay off that marker or I will tell the entire town you are a dirty Welchure. >> Nicely. Where's the gang? >> Well, Scott's about 10 minutes walk from me. >> Which way?
>> This way. Come on. Come on. Go on. Let's go. >> Hurry on. All right. Next time I
Oh no. Oh my god. Crash. Hey, wait a minute. Where are you all going? I came here to shoot Fred. We had enough. We're going home. You see, Big Julie, the boys are slightly fatigued from weariness. Haven't been chewed crap
for quite some time now. Namely, uh 24 hours. >> I do not care who is tired. I'm down 25 GS so nobody leaves. >> Gentlemen, gentlemen, I begin to see the logic of Big Julie. It is not that Big Julie is a bad loser. He just prefers to
win. Right, Big Julie? >> Give me the dice. I'm shooting 500. Take 200. >> I'm half dead. >> You do not shut up. Big Julie will happily make that happen. >> Ha. And it's a one to one. The snake eyes you lose
and 50 bucks for the house. But the dice are still yours and your luck is bound to run. >> Shut up. Another five. >> 200 more. >> And here's that big lucky roll. And it's Snake Eyes again. Tough luck,
Big Julie. Well, that cleans me. But I ain't through yet. I will now be playing on credit. Big >> Julie, the boys are pretty tired. Of course, me personally. I am fresh as a daisy. >> Then I will play you. >> Me?
>> Yes, you. You've been reaching out every pot. You must have quite a fun. >> Well, being I assume the risk, it is only fair I should assume some dumb. >> I will roll you willy or if I lose, I'll give you my marker. And if I lose, you will pay him cash.
>> Let me hear from Big Julie. >> You will pay me cash. Now I heard it. >> Here's my marker. Put up your dough. Anything wrong? >> No. No. I owe you $1,000 signed X. How is it you can write 1,000 but you
cannot write your signature? >> In school, I was great at arithmetic, but I stunk in English. Here. This will put you through Harvard. >> I'm rolling a thousand. And to change my luck, I will use my own dice.
>> Your own dice? >> I had them especially made for me in Chicago. >> Big Julie, you cannot interpolate Chicago dice in a New York crap game. It's a breach of editor. Show me where that says that in the Emily Post. Not that I wish to seem petty, but could I look at those dice?
These these dice ain't got no spots on them. They're blank. I had the spots removed for luck that I remember where they formally were. >> You are going to the blank dice and call them from remembering where the spots formally was. >> Why not?
>> I see no reason. >> A five and a five. My point is 10. >> Well, I still got a chance. >> Kenzie, come again. I wish you fall down on his NZ. >> A 10. I win. >> A 10. >> A six and a four. Well, which is the six and which is the four?
>> Either way. >> Now I will roll you 2,000. >> Oh, I just remembered I'm beloping tonight. Adelaide is waiting for me. >> Why not letting some of the other chaps in on the >> No, no, no, no. >> When I'm through with you.
>> H seven. I win. What a surprise. All right, Detroit. I'll give you a chance. I'm rolling $1. >> I'll take all of it. >> Hey, look at that. Snake eyes. I lose >> for this. I got to bend down. Benny.
>> Okay, I'll go easy on you this time. >> Three G's. >> Three G's. I'm rolling you. 3G's. Get them. >> Wouldn't it be more convenient if I just put it right into your pocket? >> Get off the 3Gs. H 11. I win.
>> Well, that cleans me. >> Now I'll fight you guys. >> No. Wait a minute. >> You got to give me a chance to get even. I will roll you with my dice. >> All right, Detroit. That seems fair. But what are you going to use for money? I
will give you my marker. >> And you want Big Julie to put up cash? >> Nathan done it. Sure, I've done it. What kind of deal is this anyway? >> Take it easy, Nathan. Him with his no spot d somebody spots off a >> Don't make big Julie have to do something. >> Yeah, I'm on my vacation.
>> Oh, go ahead. Shoot me. Put me in cement. At least I know where I am here. I risk my neck to set up a crap game. I even promised to get married on account of it. So, look how I end up broke in a sewer. Believe me, my tough friend from Chicago, there is nothing you could do
to me that would not cheer me up. >> Here they are. >> Good evening, gentlemen. >> I smell fresh blood. You're looking for some action? >> Not at the moment. I would like to talk to some of you guys. >> We ain't talking. We're shooting crap.
>> I'm only asking for one minute. >> We're shooting crab. It's has to do with Miss Sarah Brown's mission. >> Say, who is this guy? >> It's the fellow I was telling you about. Took the mission doll to our van. >> Oh, I see. Look, fella. Why don't you go back to your praying tomato? You're
slowing up the action around here. >> If you're really looking for some action, would you care to make a small wage on a proposition? >> What's the proposition? >> Am I right-handed or left-handed? >> I want to know a thing like that. >> I'll give you a clue.
Julie, >> kindly return this to Sears Robot. >> Look, you guys, tonight at Miss Sarah Bound's Mission at 409 West 49th Street, they are holding a midnight prayer meeting. I promise to deliver to them some sinners. And when it comes to sinning, most of you guys are high up
amongst the paint cards. I ain't spending no evening in some Hallelujah joint. If you won't do it as a favor to me, do it as a favor to yourself. I guarantee you the air smells a lot cleaner in the mission than down here. And maybe it would not hurt you guys to
learn something else besides the odds of making a four the hard way. You've been reading the Bible. >> So what? Maybe the Bible will read as lively as a scratch sheet. But it is at least twice as accurate. >> Well, I tried. See you around, Nathan.
>> Okay, Skye. about the Havana business. I regret I temporarily do not have the 1,000 to pay you. >> You don't have to pay me. You won. >> But But I thought you took Miss Sarah to Havana.
>> You thought wrong. >> Come on, get up, Big Julie. I got more dough to roll you. But with my dice. >> Forget about it. With them dice, he can't make a pass to save himself. >> What did you say? All I says with with that dice, he can't make a pass to save his soul. Well, maybe I can make a pass
to save his and yours and yours and yours. >> What? I am going to roll the dice. I will bet each of you a thousand against your soul. 1,000 cash against the marker for your souls. Is it okay?
Let me get this straight. If you lose, you have to pay each of us a,000 bucks. Okay? But if you win, will you have to show up to the mission dollars cabaret? >> If I win, you show up to save a soul mission one meter.
>> That's okay by me. By me, too. >> You too, Nathan. 1,000 against your soul. Me? I don't even know if I got one. Well, you got one someplace. How do you spell soul? S O L.
All right, put down your markers. Give me the dice and give me room. >> Come on, quit stalling. Roll the dice already. >> What's the matter, Skye? Turning chicken. You've seen me roll for a 100 G's, but I got a little more than dough
riding on this one. They call you Lady Lock, but there is room for doubt. At times you have a very young ladylike
world of running out. You're on this date with me. The bacons have been washed. And yet before this evening is over, you
might give me the brush. You might forget your manners. You might refuse to stay. And so the best that I can do is pray.
Luck be a lady tonight. Luck. Be a lady tonight. Luck. If you've ever been a lady to begin with, let's be a lady tonight. Luck. Let a gentleman see
how nice and you can be. I know the way you treated other guys you've been with. Be a lady with me. A lady wouldn't leave her at joy. It isn't bad. It isn't nice.
A lady wouldn't break a little snake or so. Let's keep the party alive. Never get out of my side. Stick with me, baby. I'm the fella you came in with. Let's be a lady.
Let's be a lady. Let me be a lady tonight. Be a lady tonight. Be a lady tonight. L. Let a gentleman see
you. I know the way you wouldn't flirt with strangers. She'd have a heart. She'd have a soul. We wouldn't make little guys that say
that I put my life on this roll. Let's keep the party. Let's keep out of myself. We may be a lady. >> Love
be a lady. Lord, it Heat. Heat. Can't believe we have to do this. >> I don't want to go to no friend meeting. You >> wasted a,000 bucks. I'm going to go give up my >> sticks this way. Sorry. Shut the
up. >> Hey, look. I don't want to go no friend. Big Julie, you gave him your marker. And if you Welch, it would cause me a little embarrassment. I'm sure you wouldn't want to cause me embarrassing.
If this ever gets back to Chicago, then I went to a prayer meeting. No decent turf will ever talk to me again. >> Adelaide. Oh, what a coincidence. >> Adelaide, it did nicely explain to you about tonight. I hope you ain't sore about it. >> Please, let us not revolve your scene.
After all, we are civilized people. We do not have to conduct ourselves like a slob. >> Adelaide, what is this? You are my doll. >> Your doll? Please. That was so amusing one could laugh at it. >> Sweetheart, baby, how can you carry on like this over one lousy elopement?
Adelaide, please. >> It's no use, Nathan. I have succeeded in your not being able to upset me no more. I have got you completely out of my >> Oh, Nathan. >> Adelaide, baby. Don't ever do that to me
again. I can't stand it. We'll get married. We'll have a home. A little white house with a green fence just like the Whitney colors. >> Nathan, we got to do it soon. I had a letter to my mother today asking a lot of questions and she put in a letter for you, too.
>> A letter for me? from your mother. Well, dear son Nathan, this is my first letter to you, although you have now been married to my daughter for 12 years. But I feel like I know you through Adelaide's letters, and in my mind's eye, I see you as you walk down to work every morning at 7. What a
responsibility it must be to be the assistant manager at an >> I'm not even manager. >> I was going to promote you for Christmas. I know how hard you have to work to take care of your family. Adelaide and the
five children and the one that's on the way. >> Mother wanted me to visit us, so I had to tell her that. >> Don't you know I can't have six kids on what they pay me at the A&P? >> I am very proud to have you as a son-in-law. You are a good man and I know you will take care of Adelaide.
I feel like a heel. >> Look, Nathan, we can still make everything all right. Look, it's not even midnight yet. 5 minutes at 12. Let's elope right now. >> Okay, Adelena. >> No, I can't. >> Why not? >> Come on, Nathan. We'll be late. Come on,
>> Nathan. Why can't we alone now? >> Because I uh I got to go to a prayer meeting. >> Nathan, this is the biggest lie you ever told me. >> But I promise you it's true. >> You promised me this. You promised me that.
anything under the sun and you give me a kiss and you grab me a hat and you roll to the races again. >> I could honestly die. >> Call a lawyer and sue me. Sue me. What
can you do? I love you. Give a holler and hate me. Hate me. Go ahead. >> All right. I'm just a no good name. All right.
It's true. So new. So sue me. Sue me. What can you do to me? I love you. You can't want anything to
be sick of you keeping me up in the air. So you're back in the morning again. >> I could honestly die. >> Serve a paper and sue me. Sue me. What can you do to me? I love you.
Give a holler and hate me. Hate me. Go ahead. Hate me. I love >> you. >> All right. So call the policeman. All right.
It's true. So new. So sue me. Sue me. What can you do me? I love you again. You're the game. I'm not going to play second to that. I'm sick
of destroying you with the room when I think of the way I >> sue me. Sue me. Shoot bullets through me. I love
you. It is now several minutes past midnight. Isn't anyone coming? >> Sergeant Sarah, something is very wrong. >> Maybe your watch is just plastic, Miss Cheryl. >> General, I know what's wrong. I'm wrong.
I failed. I've spoken to these people day after day, but my words just haven't reached them. I think it's better if you just find someone else. >> Welcome, brothers and sisters. >> Welcome. Is >> everybody here? Where's Nathan Detroit
present? Here you go, Miss Sarah. One dozen or more assaorted sinners. Sorry we didn't have time to clean them up. >> Won't you, ladies and gentlemen, sit down, please. >> Alia, sit down. >> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
safe mission. >> All right, you guys. This is a mission, not Roseand. And I suggest you do not indulge in any unpleasantness since I am required of depart for west for points tonight.
I am appointed m I appointed Nathan Detroit Major Delmo in my place. Nathan, anybody who does not conduct themselves according to Hy will answer the sky masters personally and that means in person.
>> What a remarkable young man. So remember that you guys, brother Abberathy, your dice. Ladies and gentlemen, we are honored tonight. Tonight's meeting will be conducted by the head of our organization, General
Cart. Take it away. >> It is so wonderful to see our mission graced by the presence of so many evil looking sinners. >> That's not good. Now, who would like to testify? Who would like to start the ball rolling by giving their testimony?
>> Thank you. >> Benny, give testimony. I ain't no stool pigeon. >> Come, brothers and sisters. I know it is difficult, but let one of you give testimony to the sin that is in his heart. >> Benny, tell them what a bum you are.
I've always been a bad guy and a bad gambler, but I want to be a better guy and a better gambler. Thank you. >> There. Don't you feel better? >> Yeah, I'm all right. >> Anyone else?
>> Big Julie. Well, when I was a kid, I was very bad. But since then, I've gone straight, which I can prove by my record-breaking 43 arrests and zero convictions. >> Great. How great, >> Harry? Oh,
>> Harry the horse. >> Well, all right. >> When Sky was rolling a,000 bucks against our solos, >> I'd like your pardon. >> This guy messes it. He rolled the seats a,000 bucks. That's why we're all here. >> I don't think I understand.
>> I do, General. He means that the only reason they're here is because Sky Boston won them in a dice game. How wonderful. This entire meeting is the result of gambling. It shows how good can come out of evil. Sergeant
Sarah, you have done a remarkable work. And she has and she knows. >> Thank you. >> Hey, I ain't done with my testimony. >> My sin is when Sky Madison was rolling a thousand bucks against our soul. I wish I would win the thousand bucks instead
of having to come here. Now that I am here, I still wish that. >> Anyone else? Oh, >> we will now hear testimony from uh Brother Nicely Nicely Johnson. >> Brother Nicely Nicely Johnson.
>> Stand up you fat quarter buffalo. >> All right. Well, sort of happened to me like a dream. Yeah, that's in a dream. >> Tell us in your own words. >> I dreamed last night.
I got on the boat to heaven and by some chance I had brought my dice along. And there I stood and I hed
me. But the passengers, they knew right from wrong. for the people sit down. Sit down. You're rocking the boat. People said it out. Sit down. You're rocking the boat.
>> And it will drag you under by the shell of your check. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. You're on the boat. >> And then I failed on that boat.
by some chance and a bottle in my mist. And there I stood nicely passing out the whiskey. But the passengers were bound to resist. for the sent beware.
>> Send mewhere out the water. And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven, a grave
wave, oh Lord, and as I say, and I hollered, someone save me. That's the moment I will love.
Thank the Lord. Lord and I said it out it out it out it out of the world
itself it out. >> It never flo down. It out it never blow it Get down. Down.
Heat. Heat. Anything we could do for you, brother? Maybe you wouldn't care to testify. I'll do my testifying in court and I'll testify that you ran a crap game right here in this mission. Miss Sarah, you were standing right there when they all ran
out. You saw them. Aren't these the fellows? >> I've never seen them before in my life. >> Now that's all right, fraud. >> Now, if you excuse us, officer, we would like to continue this meeting. I've never seen so many craft shooters
inside of a mission. Maybe this is what they mean by hoe. >> Thank you, Miss Sarah. People, I also have a confession to make and I got to get it off my chest. We did shoot crap here last night and we're all sorry,
ain't we, boys? I mean, I guess. >> Oh, I'm really sorry. >> But I did another terrible thing. I made a bet with a certain guy that he couldn't take a certain doll with him on a trip. And this I should not have done.
Although, it did not do any harm as I won the bet. >> You won the bet? >> Sure. The guy told me he didn't take the doll. Well, that makes me feel a lot better. >> Hallelujah. >> Hallelujah. Ladies and gentlemen, we will now all sing number 244.
Follow the fold. Follow the world and stray no more. Stray no more. Stray no more. For now, I
will say no more. Follow follow the Heat. Heat. the face on your chest. They get plenty of rest. But in spite of the quiet and diet, he still
gets the ide. Oh, hello. >> Good evening. >> I'm Meline, the well-known fiance. >> Oh, yes. When are you getting married? >> The 12th of never. >> Oh, I'm sorry. >> I need to get close enough to a choice
to be left at it. Gee, will I ever tell my mother? Sure, your mother will understand. Just tell her the engagement is broken. I'm afraid that might confuse her. Maybe I'll tell her Nathan is dead and then see to it. >> Oh, Adelaide, you mustn't carry hatred
in your heart. Try to be forgiving and understanding, and the pain will go away. And Isaiah. Isaiah. >> Isaiah. >> You got a boyfriend named Isaiah, huh? >> Isaiah's an ancient prophet. Don't tell
me. Nobody cried like that over an old guy. Whoever it is, you got it bad. You know when I saw you with Sky Madison the other night. >> Oh no, not Sky. You got to love Skye. You poor thing.
>> I thought I hated him. I thought I hated Nathan. I still think I hate him. That's love. So, can't Ben Sai ever change? For 14 years, I've tried to change Nathan. I always thought how wonderful he would be
if he was different. I thought about Skye that way, too. I sat and pictured him by the hour. Nathan, my Nathan, your little home in the country. Happy. Gee, wouldn't it be wonderful? wouldn't
it? If only Skye. >> But they just can't change. >> You know, a little while ago at my prayer meeting, I saw some gamblers who I thought maybe could change. >> Yes, but that doesn't mean Kim was at your prayer meeting. Was Nam Detroit? >> I'm sure I heard that name.
>> A little fellow with a cute mustache. >> I think so. >> How do you like that rat? Just when he should have been lying and was telling the truth. >> I'm glad I'm through with him. And you ought to be glad you're through with Sky, too. I am.
>> What? Are we crazy or something? Add water and sexy clients. A lesson I've been taught. You can't get alterations on a dress you haven't bought.
At any vegetable market from Borneo to you mustn't squeeze the melon till you get the melon home. >> You simply got to gamble. >> You got no guarantee
now. Doesn't that kind of apply to you and you and me? Why not? Why not? What? Trouble though he may be much as he likes to play.
Crazy and wild and free. Marry the man today rather than sigh of sorrow. Marry the man today and change his ways tomorrow. >> Marry the man today. >> Maybe he's leaving
town. >> Don't let him get away. >> Don't let him get away. >> Hurry and shake him and marry the man today. Give him a girl a slaughter. Give your hand today and save the fist for
after. Slowly introduce them to respectable consism and readers digest philosently. Slowly introduce him to domestic life. And if
he ever tries to stray from you, have a pot roast, have a headache, have a baby, have two sex, marry the man today, rather than die of
sorrow. Marry the man today and change his way. and turn away tomorrow. back on the ground. I'm not very
loud. All right. >> Nathan. Nathan, where are you? Nathan, >> give me a late paper. >> Nathan, Nolan, come on. I'm waiting for Just a minute. I'm waiting on the lieutenant. >> Thank you, Lieutenant.
>> Nathan, close up the new stand. We're getting married. >> Look, is this what I'm spend half a on these mess mess? >> Yeah, whatever. >> Mason, come on. >> Gee, Adelaide, you picked the busiest
time of day. Where's the wedding? Holy smoke. >> What's the matter? >> I didn't get a place for the wedding. >> Oh, Nathan, how about the belt wall garage?
>> That doesn't look to be very funny. Yes. Brothers and sisters, life is one big crap game and the devil is using loaded dice. >> Where's the crap game? >> Brother Mastersonson, could we get married in your mission? Adelaide and I.
>> Stephanie, I married Brother Mastersonson. Mr. Sarah, I would gladly do the same for you, brother Detroit. >> Congratulations, Nathan. I'll lay eight to five. You'll be very happy. >> What Oadia means is >> he wishes you every happiness. And so do
I. Thank you very much. I know we're going to be happy. We're going to have a little home in the country. And Nathan will be sitting there beside me every single night. >> And shoot. When you see a star in the sky, you can
imagine Boy, heat. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat. Can you turn my mic on? >> So, hi. Um, we're the juniors in charge of senior guests. My name is Beex Sinsky. Put on the things. I'm Mina Delore.
So, before we get to the seniors, we need to give recognition to the entire live crew. Thank you our piano. We have Mr. Violins, David Mativo. They have Kamari, Cello, James Celestino, flutes, oh sorry bass, Wesley
Craig, flutes, Emily Thompson, Claudia Gnostic, alto tener, uh, obo, English horn, clarinet is Catherine Keller, uh, bass clarinet, tener sacks, flute, clarinet, tener sacks, bassoon is Natalie Walsski, clarinet, bass, clarinet, Barry Saxs, trumpet, Tommer,
Matthew, Edgardo to Mason Morris, French, Yuri Rest, John, Julie Craig Kin, which is also our choreographer. Thank you. And set percussion oysters. Okay. So, if you don't know what senior
gifts is, every year during the last show of play, we give our seniors in the program gifts and say a little about them to commemorate their involvement. >> If you're a senior, um, come to the front to the front. This year we have 12 seniors, 13 seniors, sorry, in the cast through the pit and in the lighting. So
please like, please just say for a few minutes what we can say. I know. Um, Jimmy Nathan Detroit has been here on stage dancing part since Oliver. Okay. to practice ready to work, always makes himself available to give rides to
other people, gives everyone around him a helping hand, and is one of the most positive people in the entire program. We're all very grateful to have him have him as a friend and role model, and will miss his involvement in the program dearly, as there is truly no one that can take his place as a dancer, a singer, a performer, or as a person.
He's one of the best there is, and we know he'll succeed in everything and anything he sets his mind to. We love you, Jimmy. And we have Rachel Adelaide. Where are you? She joined us family, believe it or not. How amazing she is. Uh Rachel stage
president is something I wish I could have. We all see how much work and dedication she puts on the stage and throughout this whole process. She has given everything to this production. When I look at you now, I see how much you've grown. And we are so so proud of you. Me and everyone else here couldn't be more grateful to share the stage with
you. I'm especially grateful to stage stare the stage with you as your partner this year and we can't God how much we'll miss you. We're going to miss you so much. So Rachel we have our very own master Jeremy Ayana right here. Jeremy started a stage crew,
but soon realized that his voice was made more for like than movie propos like on stage. But soon um oh sorry Jeremy has shown countless times how much he can embrace the role and really perform it and sharing the stage you has made me and everyone else a better performer. You have done an incredible
job these past few nights. You're amazing. Um Ariana Ariana all of her seems to plead us with every time I look at her she always seems to have a smile on her face. A funny moment that we had at rehearsal one time was
the hot box dancers were doing bush peek and after Miss Tortega went you all looked like you didn't want to be there but thank God for Ariana because she was the only one smiling. She is such a great performer, dancer and singer. We all love you so so much. Next up is Leia Valenuela.
Is a crucial part of the cast. She's an amazing dancer, performer, and one of the kindest people to ever exist. I love sending Tik Toks of our favorite shows back and forth after practice. And we're all going to miss your positive presence in rehearsals, in the dressing room, backstage, and in choir. I love you so much, Mia. And you've made this
experience so much better just by being here. I love you. >> Um, next is Lorenna. >> Lennena has only been with us for this year, one year, but we're so happy to have her because she's such a kind person and a positive addition to our cast and an amazing dancer. We're all
grateful how she's brought cookies to rehearsal for the cast and crew and her dry whip makes longer pass practices so much easier. Even though I had an allergic reaction to the cookies you brought. >> Next up is Francesa. You guys need a winner.
I have to say Francesa has put in so much work as stage manager for the past 2 years. She has been at every rehearsal, even the ones she doesn't need to be at. I have seen her seen someone work so hard. The second week rehearsing the show, she had already written down all the props we would
need. And we would not have been able to get through this production without her. While getting ready, she's constantly reminding all of us how much time we have left in helping us do hair and makeup. She's an amazing cosmetologist. She keeps us in check and she's always focused. Everyone can see how much she cares about this production. Francesca's
not only all about business, but her character is impeccable. If you ever need anything, she will jump at the opportunity to get it for you. She's one of the kindest, most generous people I've ever met, and we all love her so much. Um, our other two stage crew seniors are Carolina and Matab.
Um, they are a part of the crew and their impact on the show is undeniable. They're always working to make the show better, moving sets, getting props ready, and getting actors out of the wings when we're slacking on our cues. They're really fun to be around and always make me feel better during long days. And I think you have the same effect on everyone else cuz you're just
great people. Next we have Claudia Kashik. Claudia has been a flouting for several years and just recently she's picked up the saxophone and she's been playing it in the pit and she's been with us for several years and there's never a doubt in my mind that she always knows what she's doing and you're an incredibly
hard worker and I've always looked up to you within that and I know that everybody else does and we're really going to miss you. Next we have so far and again the same words go for him that he always knows what he's doing and he always has a smile on his face that he you could tell that he loves what he's doing. So thank you for being here and
you're incredible. Next, we have Albert Tus. Albert's currently in the pit, but he actually used to be my dance partner. So, miss that. But he's been with us through the pit, through the actual show itself, and he's dedicated himself to this in so many aspects. And I'm
incredibly going to miss out. Thank you for being here. Our last senior is Charles who did the light in the back. We're really grateful for him cuz he makes us look good on stage. And you might remember him as one of the guys that held up Fester and the Adams
family. So, we love you, Charles, and thank you for being here. Also, we forgot to say it. We got um we got flowers for Mr. Cruden, um our coral teacher, who made sure every song was perfect. Um
>> Miss Miss Kman, our choreographer, the trombone, who made sure I also want to thank um my aunt Lorie who made um custom cookies for everyone of the seniors. It's in your bags. So, thank you my songs.
>> So, um but really all of you have been such amazing people to go through this process with and we're all happy to have gone through it together with you guys. We'll never forget all of the amazing memories that we have. We choose to with each and every one of you. You've all left your mark on this program and we have a lot to live up to next year. We
choose to go. So, we love you guys. Thank you. Have a great day.