Let's go. See, you're a genius. Oh, wait, you can add the thing about the lacrosse team if you need to add it. You know. It's true, bro. I'm supposed to be filming it, but my job is taken. Oh. My job is taken.
>> I'm just helping you out. I'm just helping you out. Thank you for helping me out. I'm so this is this is me I don't know what else to film. I would not go in that close. Boss is going to smack me. Look at this shot, man. What a wonderful shot. Nice.
Every time you got to interview her and you squeeze that really hard. You just have warm hands then. This is my idea. You could call me your majesty. You could call me your majesty. Thank you. What if I like go up to Cameron and go like
You. Okay. Baron. He's making fun of me again cuz he knows I'm not going to use this footage for anything at all. No. Don't open the door. Look, he's here. See, here's the thing.
Kaylin's never going to use this footage, but still he continues to film. I will continue to film. Isn't that interesting? A man who films, but never edits. I never edit except for my intro which is not playing currently.
There and that's not it. Bruce. Kaylin, if you want to make an impact on this VTN world you got to edit. You got to make something. And you can't take 2 months like you did with your intro. The intro turned out to be great. And
Rome was not built in a day. Yeah, but intros can be filmed in a day. >> Rome was not built in a day. Rome was not built in a day. Rome was not built in a day. Rome was not built in a day. Rome not You can film it for a couple days. >> Rome was built in how many years, man? But guess what was built in 10 years?
Macedonian Empire. The Macedonian Empire was built in 10 10 years actually cuz Alexander the Great was here his whole time. All of you contact him. Kaylin loves to talk to new generation and inspire a love of film making. He He wants to touch all of your hearts.
The young people are very immature, especially on the wrestling. Just like he touched me. in my heart. He does not want to do that. Kaylin has shown me so much growth over his years. At first, he used to walk around wearing all black. And now he wears brown
jackets on top of the black. This shows his internal character development that is reflected through his external clothing. How about the battery went down 7% in like 2 minutes? The battery? I don't want to talk about that. That's boring.
Fun fact. I thought they were going to stop filming or something. They actually just ended up screaming. Well, let me take you on a tour of VTN. This is our control room I already did that. Okay, never mind.
Never mind that. The Viking Television Network. And the biggest difference between advanced video and now is that I don't do anything anymore. I'm no longer regarded as important because I don't do anything. I just sit in my chair like a loser. Well, actually
sometimes I do things. Sometimes I Why are you Oh. of VTN. Come with me, Baron. >> Mr. Cafaro is my favorite person in the world. Is he? We're leaving even though >> We don't have a pass. It's okay. Mr. Cafaro will not
>> us no authority to leave, but we left anyway because who cares anymore? This is all just a joke. Everything's a joke. >> Everything is a joke to us. We all don't care about anything anymore. This is South Brunswick High School where we live. We don't live in this school.
I sleep here. Right here. I sleep in that corner. Up here is our mirror. Let's go look at the mirror. Let's go in the mirror. This is where you see Kaylin's face. That is me. >> That's what Kaylin looks like. I know. That's why I'm the face of the
operation. Woah, crazy disrespect by Let's go. >> [snorts] >> Let's move on. Tito Gomez. Hey, how are you doing? I'm doing good. How about you? I'm doing tremendous. Yo, Kaylin Perdon, how are you doing, bro? This is for something. We're going to
find out soon. Hopefully. If I actually want to edit it. The thing about Kaylin is he has a lot of friends. And I don't know how he does that cuz I have no friends. I don't have a lot I I tell Kaylin Kaylin, can you stop being so wrong and evil? And he
says, "No, I hate you. I don't care. I'm so evil." And then he does something evil. That is my AP World classroom down there. That is where I learn about the world. You learn about the world? >> The world. We learn about the world a little bit. Okay. >> Let me give you a history lesson.
That's America. We're the main characters of everything. This is where we are. Have you ever wondered the ins and outs of South Brunswick High School and the VTN program? Well, I have wondered that. Can you explain more about that, Baron, please?
Well, let me tell you. It's not as simple as you think. Today, me and Kaylin are going to take you on a tour around the world of South Brunswick High School. of South Brunswick High School. Now, here's the thing. You may have some misconceptions about South Brunswick.
You may You may have You may You may Take your time. You may have some misconceptions about South Brunswick High School. Kaylin is lying down on the floor. Disgusting floor. One might think the floor is clean like Kaylin thought a couple seconds ago. >> Absolutely nasty.
>> people walk with their dirty shoes on here every single day. That's just one such example of That's just one such example of how great our community is. Let's get up now. There was really no need for that, Kaylin.
Oh, no. Women's History Month. Yes. W- Women's History Month is important because we have to celebrate We have to celebrate who do so much for us in our country. Let's talk about some men on this important Women's History
>> on this amazing time. These are some of our most important men in the school. Yes. Anyway, moving on. Let's go. Let's go. Now, let me take you down this way. >> Let's go down this way then. This way down this way has one of my favorite
pink things in the entire school. I'm sure you can see it already. It's going to take us a second to walk down there. This is a recreation of the School of Athens. Athens? Athens. This is a re-
This is a recreation of the School of Athens. And in case the world wasn't enough for you, we've got another world here with a bunch of flags or as the Spanish call them, banderas. Now, tell me, Kaylin, which one is that?
Taiwan. Which one is No. Which one is that? Switzerland. Which one is that? The Netherlands. Which one is that? Eswatini. No, it's Kenya. Okay. You're a failure. I'm a failure. This is a very long hallway.
This is where we get Don't film inside the classroom. >> That is my French teacher. This is where we get all of our most important um You're coming really close to me. You got to slow down a little bit, man. You got to slow down. So, this This is where we get our all our important bilingual
literacy rates. Kaylin is walking really fast. Anyway, I like the dynamic we have. You're usually the calm guy and I'm crazy. And now you're the crazy guy and That the first person that I actually know. This is Are you bookin'?
Fun fact about her, she's holding a big fishing net. What do you have to say for the camera? Do you have any fun facts about yourself? Um This guy is my friend and he has a short film you should go look at.
We got to move on now. That was very uninteresting of hers. She's still going the same direction. You know when you walk off and say goodbye, but you're still going to the same direction as your friend? Very awkward situation. It's very awkward. We're going down the stairs, which is a much better experience than going up the stairs.
When I go up the stairs, I feel like ah, my legs. Cuz I've never done a workout in my life. That individual >> Yusuf Adam. Yep. Yusuf Adam. Yep. Yusuf Adam. Yep. I don't know that guy either, but the
guy behind him was English supervisor Mr. Brack. But what I call him is evil guy from One Battle After Another because he looks like the evil guy from One Battle After Another. There's a lot we have to cut out of this video. I'm in trouble. >> him, but
I thought it was pretty funny. Look, I'm about to destroy you in handball in like 30 seconds. Don't even worry about it. Kaylin is talking trash to people about high school gym class. I will destroy him. This is the award that art class council has made for
junior prom. It should be Pierre's. Instead of a boat. >> wanted the junior prom to be taking place at Pierre's, which is our local restaurant. Very nice place, I'll admit. However, it makes more sense to want to go on the boat option. I wanted to bike to prom.
wanted to bike to prom. Which would have been >> bike to a boat. Now, let me tell you >> in Perth Amboy. I know the feeling of the pressure of trying to get a prom date. But the truth is, you don't need one. I Well, I know that pretty well, so >> Kaylin. No. I am going alone. By myself.
I will be by myself. >> Kaylin will be there. >> wants to Do not put my number on the school VTN. On the school What other VTN is there? The freaking the hospital VTN? This guy is just making stuff up now. All right. Give Yep. Uh-huh.
This is an important message about biking giving their all. Giving their all. This is another friend of mine, Anchika. Anchika has a lot of important things to say to the camera. Okay, so 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13.
And when you think about it, 1 2 3. She chose to count, which is in a very important a very important number system within the school. You're zooming in a lot on me, I can see that. >> Yes, I am. Now, let me tell you something about about this >> We're going to go down this way. Let's
go. Dude, I'm sweating. Bye. >> Cuz I have too much wool on. Over here, we have the very important awards on the walls. Cuz we have a lot of awards, and they're actually on both sides, but we're going to look on this side. This has got the more awards. Look, it's wrestling. Look how great we are. Look how great we are at everything.
>> Great and wonderful we are. Greatest school of all time. Whole conference is scared of us. Whole conference They're scared of us. These are very important awards on the walls. Some say that
these awards prove a school's worth. Yes, sir. And we are worth everything. We're probably just going to go back to class. >> very important people. Also, some very unimportant people. So, be wary. I was following your pattern. Kaylin likes to follow my patterns. And
by that, I mean he's been walking with me and listening to me ramble for quite a while. Well, usually I'm the one who who's rambling and you're the one listening to me, but today >> to ramble. But today, I have decided to take the spotlight. Step into the spotlight. >> So, we're switching roles now.
>> And take my Take my rightful place as owner of the school. He is the owner of the school. Mr. Varella, who? Down here is our stars our star hallway. Everybody starts in >> back in the luck. 2010 something. Everyone's old in the
school. Everyone is very old. And by that, I mean Everyone. >> or above. Good morning, Viking Those are the school announcements. Which means we are approaching Google. We're supposed to be back in 10 minutes. >> Our class is supposed to be filming
right now, and we decided to go on a walk without permission. >> We're going to the end of the school, where we're not going to have to This is a very important guy in a suit. >> Uh-huh. He's wearing jeans with a blazer. He's wearing jeans. What is this Michael uh Open his Someone made toes on
this mannequin. Really nice. They I mean, not nice. >> They carved out each individual toe >> on this guy's feet. Look at upstairs, man. Kaylin is trying to get cool shots of the school, but the truth is, they're all shaky and they suck. >> They're all shaky cuz Kaylin only knows
photography. So, how is he supposed How is he to be expected to to do How is he expected to do video art with us? Cuz I suck at everything. >> up in this mirror again. In case you forgot what Kaylin looks like. I do look like this. You focus it. Focus.
That is me. With the Yeah. I see him. Do you want to be on VTN? I have to ask permission first. Yes? Okay. We love consent out here at SBHS. Now, tell me a fun fact about the school that you wanted to say to the camera.
Great answer. Time to move on. Kaylin is a wrestler, which is why he is very upset about the crookedness of the wrestling on the on the walls and such. Look at this, man. What are they doing to my people? It's literally like sideways.
Why is everyone's hair red, Kaylin? Oh, that was cuz a teammate had cancer, and they wanted to honor him, I think. That's a while back. 2011. Why didn't you dye your hair red, Kaylin? >> Cuz um that was a while ago. Why didn't you dye your hair red a few years ago? >> um Do you hate
We've got something cool to show. Look at this photo. What do you notice about it? What I notice is that Joe Dorty? No. That looks like it was a Photoshop, right? He's like floating above them. It seems he took walking by one day, and I'm like, "Yeah, it looks like he's not really even there." Doesn't look like he's not there. It doesn't look like
he's >> of grass blades up in front of his feet. So, maybe maybe he was there, and it just >> It does look like he's floating, though. I see what you mean. Yeah. Sir, thank you, sir. The fun fact of today was that the coach
of girls golf in 2011 was not real. Jared Dunn. He wants to say hi. This is Spencer Tapes. Spencer's very important to the school community. What do you have What What do you have to say about about South Brunswick High School? Um I'm just happy to be here. Am I on TV? He is just happy to be
>> Am I on TV? >> on TV right now. If If you Kaylin chooses to edit this, which I probably will not edit it. >> then it will be on YouTube. Awesome. I'm so happy that I'm here, guys. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Now, we're going to move on. We've got Reagan down here. Reagan is another friend of ours. Say What is a fun fact you have to say about South Brunswick High School? Oh, a fun fact about South Brunswick High School? Oh, um What's a fun fact about South Brunswick
High School, Ariana? You're a senior. Oh. Oh. Okay. >> She's a senior, Ariana. She also has very important things to say about us. She does. A fun fact about High School is that Mr. Webb is the best gym teacher ever. >> Yes. Get Mr. Webb. Get Mr. Webb. Yeah,
and get his cap. And he's really good at securing the the securing the doorway, so we don't go to >> Webb. He's very important It's a blessing. It's a blessing to be here every day. Teach the youth. And I'm fortunate to be here.
Thank you, Mr. Webb. He's taking over. It's It seems we've been away for far too long. Because What is the question of the >> just asking what our favorite fact about South Brunswick High School is. We're teaching all about the school to
those who might not know about that. We're live? We are not live. >> to think for a second. Favorite fact about South Brunswick >> your time. We are not live. Um I'm sure they went like it used to be the old middle school. >> That is true. That is one of the facts.
I'm not a South Brunswick resident. You don't have to be a South Brunswick resident to be a South Brunswick You're right. You're right. I just I'm not struggling to think of a fact. Take your time. It's an interesting fact. I can't think of a Can't think of one?
That's okay. It's okay. >> on. Thank you, Mr. Schwartz. >> I think I got something. He's got something. I think I got something. I think I got something. So, an interesting fact about the high school is South Brunswick itself sits lower geographically than all the surrounding towns. So, when it comes to snow days,
you'll notice the accumulation in the surrounding towns is always higher than ours. So, some days we're in school when like East Brunswick, North Brunswick are out of school. So, a little interesting fact about the town, not exactly the school, but we sit in that
lower geographic area. That is very interesting. Thank you, Mr. Schwartz. My pleasure. My pleasure. What's your name? Brayden. What? I'm Brayden. And you're friends with this guy? I'm friends with Kaylin, yes. Like voluntarily? Yes, I I have chosen to do this, even though I know he's evil. Yeah. >> to be a pretty good guy to me, so
All right. I'll see you next class. Pleasure to meet you, sir. See, now we have to really get back to class, because our time is up. That's my job. I'm already sweating, cuz I'm wearing 100% merino wool under this. >> Kaylin is wearing 100% wool, because he thinks he's a sheep sometimes. I am a sheep.
>> a follower. He follows the trends. That's why Good enough. Kaylin actually is very staunchly against following trends. >> I hate following trends. We are very far from our classroom. >> We are very far from our >> can't get distracted by another nice man like Mr. Schwartz again. Schwartz is a great guy.
We must stop by Mr. C. We must stop by Mr. C. The man, the myth, the legend. Hello. It seems that we have gone out and filmed some very important and relatable content for the Eves. And this, if Kaylin decides to edit it, then
I think you'll be very pleased with what we've come across. >> Will I get that video done this year, though, or is it That's hopefully the plan. Um Kaylin has been known to take quite a while on these. Thank you for being a part of our production. Kaylin [laughter] has
pointed the camera at himself. Bye.